Correct. I’ve been paying to be #1 for 10 years. That’s why I keep winning. Isn’t it obvious? https://t.co/VgdxnW5FDX
— AKA (@akaworldwide) September 23, 2018
I paid to be #1 on iTunes as well. I sent 300 000 people R5 data vouchers to stream the song and get it to be the biggest song right now. I couldn’t hold it in any longer. https://t.co/Vg4UDk3gEZ
— AKA (@akaworldwide) September 23, 2018
Yup. I use a special app that you enter a database of phone numbers into and it automatically sends a request to the radio station via twitter for you to play my song .... It then orders you an Uber and brings you to the show. I can’t hide it anymore. https://t.co/OR8uUFMtkV
— AKA (@akaworldwide) September 23, 2018
I thought no one would expose me on that one ?? ... when they scream we want more. I strategically place my crowd at the front and pay the sound guy extra to set up special microphones in that area so that the sound reverberates throughout the venue. https://t.co/lRkxRuWKW8
— AKA (@akaworldwide) September 23, 2018
I send 500 000 pula every month to my plug there who threatens all the DJ’s with a sjambok if they don’t play FELA IN VERSACE ... https://t.co/x9DuP5c2MY
— AKA (@akaworldwide) September 23, 2018
How did that happen?! I forgot to transfer the funds to my Tanzanian plug ... Thank You so much ? ... https://t.co/kJCPWryEAA
— AKA (@akaworldwide) September 23, 2018
I know. It’s too much now. Also, if you play track 13 of the album in reverse ... it reveals a subconscious wave that your brain absorbs that makes you repeat certain songs over and over again and makes you call the radio station to play it. https://t.co/arY3Ka8jIE
— AKA (@akaworldwide) September 23, 2018
