10 words you should never say on your first date

First dates are kind of like interviews: You’re trying to put your awesome self out there, but your nerves can sometimes get the best of you, resulting in unfortunate word-vomit. It happens.

So the next time you have one of the thoughts below (you will…don’t lie), just make sure to keep it to yourself.

1. I want to love you.
2. So, what’s wrong with you?
3. We would make beautiful children.
4. Wow, this is so weird.
5. Are you going to kill me? I’m not into internet murder.
6. My therapist tells me that I should really stop talking to my ex.
7. I think I love you.
8. You seem nervous.
9. You’re too cute to be single.
10. You’d like my wife/husband.