6 hilarious things men say to women after s*x

The moments just after sex are incredibly intimate.

It is the time when one either feels tired or simply great, after a mind-blowing session of sex.

What you say and act during this time tells a lot about your personality.

Men can be really confused at times about what they should talk about after sex, and as a result, they end up saying hilarious or maybe even hurtful things that they aren’t really aware of, to their partner in bed.

Here are some anonymous accounts of women who share what men have told them right after sex!

“This guy kept on rambling about how great sex was just after we did it. Nobody wants to have a full account and every detail of what we did, just after doing it! It was quite boring as the man had nothing else to talk about which is quite a turn-off for me. We didn’t meet the next time.”

“Back in my graduation days, I had hooked up with a guy who seemed quite older to me and I was instantly attracted to him. He had a chiselled body and was pretty handsome. It was my lucky night and we ended up getting in bed. But later, he ended up saying he was just in his first year of college which made him around 4-5 years younger than me. I instantly cringed and ran out of the room, never to come back again.

“A man I was seeing at the time had just dropped hints about getting down for steamy sex. I was really excited because I liked the guy and wanted to get on with it. And so, we did it. It seemed a bit weird and confusing when we were having sex. He kept stopping and moving here and there. And after we were done, I felt quite awkward and that’s when he revealed he was a virgin before this. It all fits.”

“When my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, it was quite a bittersweet moment. It was awkward, weird but really special. What was interesting is that he began talking about zodiac signs and said that he knew sex with a Pisces would be awesome. I was stunned!”

“This one time a guy had approached me at a party and we were clearly very attracted to each other, so we decided to take it forward. We had an amazing time in bed but the moment we were done, the guy suddenly shifted and in a hurry wore his shirt and said that urgent work had come up. He practically ran away!”

“After sex feeling is amazing but listening to a guy’s family problems just after it is dreadful. I am all for listening to people’s problems and issues but not after sex! I hated every moment of it and I wished I didn’t go home with the guy that day.”